Welp, the New Directions are heading to Regionals, thanks to Blaine and Sam or should I say Blam. This is all good but, they have no money for transportation and this is when Tina comes up with the idea to sell a 'Men of McKinley' calendar and this is when the nakedness begins. So all the guys (except Artie) go shirtless for this calendar!! I must say that this is not a bad idea. I mean, who doesn't like seeing shirtless guys?? Sue doesn't seem to agree and wants to stop it from happening, but apparently she has some revealing pictures in some Playboy-like magazine, and we almost get to see them but, thank God, they couldn't find a copy. Oh the image of that ... yikes!! Also, Artie isn't feeling the whole shirtless idea and he has this heart to heart with Finn about how men have body issues too. In non-shirtless news, the SAT scores have come in and Brittany, of all people, got a near perfect score. After hearing her method for answering the questions I'm pretty sure she's smarter then all of us. Instead of studying and stressing out, she just filled in the bubbles and the fact that her score was so high proves that she's a genius. LOL. I know it's ridiculous but that is smart if you think about it. On the other hand, Sam got an extremely low score and lost all hope of going to college. But, Blaine came to his rescue by doing one of the nicest things. He recorded everyone talking about how wonderful Sam is and it led his to shedding some tears. That's what friends are for. There was some major cuteness between Marley and Jake. And when I say cute I mean gross cute. Like, the cute that makes you want to say eww stop before I vomit on the TV screen. Well, just how I felt. They basically kept professing their love for one another through song and then finally at the end of the episode they actually said it to each other. Well, Jake wrote it and Marley said it back. Their relationship escalated quickly. And there was also this super awkward moment where Jake was tell all this to Ryder and I'm like wow, he likes her too. That's really got to hurt.
The nakedness didn't just happen in Ohio. It spread to New York. Rachel auditioned to be in a student film and one of the requirements is that she has to be topless!! Of course, she doesn't know what to do and tries to figure it out through singing 'Torn' as a duet with the Old Rachel. That was just a little frightening with the back and forth and the ugly clothes Rachel. But in the end she said yes!! Kurt did not like this at all and tried to talk her out of it but it didn't work. So called Quinn and Santana for help. What a nice surprise. They try to knock some sense into her but it doesn't hit her until she's actually filming the scene. Thank goodness she got some sense but I just wish it came before all the male crew workers took their tops off. It wasn't that nice to look at. While there, Santana says she likes New York enough to live there and I think it just might happen. Which means that we'll be seeing a lot more of her. (YAY) Oh, and the only real naked person in the entire episode was Brody!!
Overall, I got to say the music made the episode. It was ON POINT!! I mean, there was 'Hot in Here' and 'Love Song' to take me down memory lane, 'Torn' was good with the special effects, and then the oh so wonderful cover of 'Let Me Love You'. And the last song wasn't that bad either. It was kind of cheesy but very inspirational. We also got to hear a little bit of Trouty Mouth! Becky was amazing, as always and there was a Twilight dis. That alone made the episode, for me. And let's not forget all the topless-ness. I loved it all.
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